Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Fav Christmas Quotes


Think you might be over doing it, dad?
- Russ, when was the last time I over did anything

Worse? How could they get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen, we're at the threshold of hell!

Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get you something to eat? Drive out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

The little lights aren't twinkling.
- I know Art, and thanks for noticing.

Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
- Bend over and I'll show ya.
You got alot of nerve talkin to me like that Griswold.
- I wasn't talking to you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know you have seen a movie too much when you laugh before the punchline! Thanks for all the laughs!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas! We used to watch Christmas Vacation on TV and then decided last year to buy it. Didn't remember some of the rather frank language there and was a quick draw on the mute a couple of times to bleep out the blue notes and protect innocent ears. I know Chevy Chase had of way of finding Scott's funny bone. I recall watching CV with him once and I laughed more at him laughing than the show. All good stuff. Andrew got a Red Rider BB gun last year to keep the Christmas Story story alive.